You took part in the Bearded Wonderwoman Incident of 2007?

Those are the most loving things Barney has ever done for me, and they’re all based on lies.

Never been so happy in my life!!! 

Alternate ending!!!

"You’re right. I’m not ok."

Get to know me meme [5/15] Favorite male characters: Troy Barnes
"You’re more of a fun vampire. You don’t suck blood, you just suck."

Steve Carell’s advice for Jay Leno